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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 19:33
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So they tried
Just Forget it!
Minds and Behinds
Another attempt resulted in ...
No way
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No, not a chance
Then came..
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Hysterias & Posteriors
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They put up a sign reading
Thumbs down again.
Everyone loved it.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Next, they tried...
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share office space ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
Unacceptable again!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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So, the docs changed it to read
Still no good.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Loons and Moons
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Do you wear tights for warmth or to make your legs look better?
No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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